Friday, December 14, 2018

Christmas Music

What kind of lyrics or music would you come up with on the holidays if you replace some of the traditional lyrics on Christmas songs with foot-related words like swapping out "5 Golden Rings" to "5 Toes to Suck" or "Sleep in Heavenly Peace" to "Rub those Heavenly Soles" or "From Heaven High, O Angels, Come" to "From Heaven High, O Arches, Come"?

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    1. What Christmas song do you want to change into foot fetish style like that?

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  2. All of those Christmas lyrics are pretty good Custom. :-)

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    1. How would you change those lyrics into foot-related ones?

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    2. On the first day of Christmas My True Love Gave to me a perfect game of Footsie.

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    3. Any more lyrics you would like to change?

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    4. On the second day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... two feet to rub and a perfect game of Footsie.

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    5. On the Third day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... Three Foot Models, two feet to rub and perfect game of footsie. :-)

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    6. Just give me all of the lyrics you have.

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    7. Well... day 4 would probably be...

      On the Fourth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    8. More, please, KSC, give me all of the days. Can you do that?

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    9. Well I'd have to think them all out but Day 5 would be

      On the Fifth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 5 toes to suck.

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    10. On the Sixth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. Six Feet for kissing,

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    11. On the Seventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. 7 footstool sessions, Six Feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    12. On the Eigth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. 8 Soles for licking, 7 footstool sessions, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rup and a perfect game of footsie.

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    13. Keep going, I'm enjoying your song.

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    14. On the ninth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstool session, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    15. It's getting better. Want more.

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    16. On the tenth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 10 toes for painting, 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstool sessions, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff three foot models, two feet to rub and perfect game of footsie.

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    17. That's a good one, ten toes for painting. Keep it up.

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    18. On the Eleventh day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 10 toes for painting, 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstools sessions, Six feet for kissing...

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    19. Can't think of the 11th day? How about 11 socks for playing?

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    20. Hee hee actually meant to type 11 pairs of gym socks before but that totally works. :-) What about day 12?

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    21. That would work, go with 11 pairs of gym socks instead. As for the 12th day, how about "12 Months of Feet" as in a year of female feet to admire and worship.

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    22. So finish this song, KingsSideCastle.

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    23. Well to cut to the chase

      On the 12th day of Christmas...

      5 Toes to Suck

      ... and a perfect game of footsie. :-D

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    24. So, how did you like your own Christmas song, KSC?

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    25. I hope people can come up with their own Christmas songs using foot-related lyrics instead.

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    26. I just wish more people would try this out.

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  3. Maybe instead of Let it Snow, replace those words to the song with, Show your Toes. The rest of the lyrics can stay unchanged.

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    1. I see. Good one, Dan. I got another one: All I Want for Christmas is Feet. Or Tootsie Ride.

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