Friday, December 14, 2018

Christmas Music

What kind of lyrics or music would you come up with on the holidays if you replace some of the traditional lyrics on Christmas songs with foot-related words like swapping out "5 Golden Rings" to "5 Toes to Suck" or "Sleep in Heavenly Peace" to "Rub those Heavenly Soles" or "From Heaven High, O Angels, Come" to "From Heaven High, O Arches, Come"?
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  1. AnonymousDecember 14, 2018 at 5:32 AM

    Wtf lol

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    1. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 8:37 AM

      What Christmas song do you want to change into foot fetish style like that?

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  2. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 8:06 AM

    All of those Christmas lyrics are pretty good Custom. :-)

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    1. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 8:36 AM

      How would you change those lyrics into foot-related ones?

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    2. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 8:45 AM

      On the first day of Christmas My True Love Gave to me a perfect game of Footsie.

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    3. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 9:49 AM

      Any more lyrics you would like to change?

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    4. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 9:53 AM

      On the second day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... two feet to rub and a perfect game of Footsie.

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    5. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 10:02 AM

      Keep going.

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    6. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 10:21 AM

      On the Third day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... Three Foot Models, two feet to rub and perfect game of footsie. :-)

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    7. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 10:30 AM

      Just give me all of the lyrics you have.

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    8. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 10:41 AM

      Well... day 4 would probably be...

      On the Fourth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    9. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 10:55 AM

      More, please, KSC, give me all of the days. Can you do that?

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    10. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 10:58 AM

      Well I'd have to think them all out but Day 5 would be

      On the Fifth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 5 toes to suck.

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    11. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 11:02 AM

      Keep going.

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    12. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 11:14 AM

      On the Sixth Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. Six Feet for kissing,

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    13. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 11:15 AM

      KSC, keep going.

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    14. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 11:19 AM

      On the Seventh Day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. 7 footstool sessions, Six Feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    15. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 12:04 PM

      More, tell me more.

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    16. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 2:02 PM

      On the Eigth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me. 8 Soles for licking, 7 footstool sessions, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rup and a perfect game of footsie.

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    17. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 2:05 PM

      Keep going, I'm enjoying your song.

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    18. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 2:10 PM

      On the ninth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstool session, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck...

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    19. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 2:10 PM

      It's getting better. Want more.

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    20. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 2:16 PM

      On the tenth day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 10 toes for painting, 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstool sessions, Six feet for kissing

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff three foot models, two feet to rub and perfect game of footsie.

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    21. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 2:23 PM

      That's a good one, ten toes for painting. Keep it up.

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    22. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 2:59 PM

      On the Eleventh day of Christmas my True Love Gave to me... 10 toes for painting, 9 Ashiatsu massages, 8 soles for licking, 7 footstools sessions, Six feet for kissing...

      Five Toes to Suck

      4 pumps to sniff, three foot models, two feet to rub and a perfect game of footsie.

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    23. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 3:10 PM

      Can't think of the 11th day? How about 11 socks for playing?

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    24. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 3:13 PM

      Hee hee actually meant to type 11 pairs of gym socks before but that totally works. :-) What about day 12?

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    25. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 3:18 PM

      That would work, go with 11 pairs of gym socks instead. As for the 12th day, how about "12 Months of Feet" as in a year of female feet to admire and worship.

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    26. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 3:29 PM

      :-D Sounds good.

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    27. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 3:30 PM

      So finish this song, KingsSideCastle.

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    28. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 5:40 PM

      Well to cut to the chase

      On the 12th day of Christmas...

      5 Toes to Suck

      ... and a perfect game of footsie. :-D

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    29. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 6:00 PM

      So, how did you like your own Christmas song, KSC?

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    30. KingsSideCastleDecember 14, 2018 at 6:07 PM

      Festive. :-D

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    31. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 6:08 PM

      I hope people can come up with their own Christmas songs using foot-related lyrics instead.

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    32. Dan BDecember 14, 2018 at 6:24 PM

      That was awesome KSC!

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    33. Custom 958December 14, 2018 at 6:31 PM

      I agree with you, Dan.

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    34. KingsSideCastleDecember 15, 2018 at 7:05 AM

      Thanks guys. ^_^

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    35. Custom 958December 15, 2018 at 8:50 AM

      I just wish more people would try this out.

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  3. Dan BDecember 17, 2018 at 11:42 AM

    Maybe instead of Let it Snow, replace those words to the song with, Show your Toes. The rest of the lyrics can stay unchanged.

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    1. Custom 958December 18, 2018 at 9:54 AM

      I see. Good one, Dan. I got another one: All I Want for Christmas is Feet. Or Tootsie Ride.

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